MSN vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle
Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS:
MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I’m blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart – you think you got smarts?
But I’m the V12, you’re just the spare parts
Check out the stash – the dirty leg-chaps,
You’d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo:
Your users got questions – Yahoo’s got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can’t fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name’s an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I’m the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
Duration : 0:2:16
25 Responses to “MSN vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle”
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sick sick …… …
sick sick ……check out my raps
google – search …
google – search themusicage
haha yahoo rules
haha yahoo rules
Yahoo > MSN >Google …
Yahoo > MSN >Google > Yahoo….and it repeats
new msn hack …
new msn hack released just leaked ! GET IN BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
/watch?v=XBlZaq0PSFo
yahoo rules
yahoo rules
Avoid vaccines, …
Avoid vaccines, they contain aluminum, mercury, aspartame, formaldehyde, MSG, squalene, mutagens etc that cause diseases such as lupus, Gulf War Syndrome, Parkinsons, Alzheimers, asthma, cancer, ADD, autism etc. So think twice about being swine and know that vitamin D is the solution!
I like msn better, …
I like msn better, but yahoos rap owns
MSN guy is just a …
MSN guy is just a looser
Google what the …
Google what the is wrong with you
read the comments now at youtube Jeff Fisher addresses the world part one
Do not mess with me ever.
yahooo won lol
yahooo won lol
i think Yahoo won …
i think Yahoo won this
this way they have made a circle
google beat yahoo
yahoo beat msn
msn beat google
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just saying ;D.
Avoid vaccines, …
Avoid vaccines, they contain toxins like aluminum, mercury, MSG, aspartame/formaldehyde, squalene etc cause diseases such as lupus, arthritus, Gulf War Syndrome, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, Guillain-Barre, asthma, cancer, ADD/ADHD, autism etc. The WHO is now pushing for 4.9 billion h1n1 vaccines to be made and used!
msn is a better …
msn is a better rapper but yahoo had better lirics
holy crap i love …
holy crap i love the lines : are u msn search? or msn live? it takes more than changing ur name to survive
“sounds like a …
“sounds like a porno”
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naw msn had me …
naw msn had me laughing when he said “yahoo hot jobs sounds like a porno” that was funny but when yahoo was just plain funny come on now “you look like a blueman back up dancer” hahahahahahahahaha that mess is funny hahahahahaha im still rollin
Thats wrong, the …
Thats wrong, the lyrics are in the description.
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I’m blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
yahoo sucks
yahoo sucks
Yahoo Hot Jobs?
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Yahoo Hot Jobs?
Sells like a porno!
EPIC WIN!
i think GOOGLE …
i think GOOGLE RULES MSN SUCKS YAHOO NOT MUCH
msn for sure
msn for sure
i served the world …
i served the world you should ask ur mother bcouse bill gates mite have been ur real founded father i blowin up with out the vc remember it was me ho went that nigga pc
they both suck!!!!! …
they both suck!!!!!!!!!!!
Yahoo, Google…MSN …
Yahoo, Google…MSN doesn’t even place. 40billion couldn’t buy you a date with me…lol.